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FFXII Royal Palace of Rabanastre

Royal Palace of Rabanastre

CELLAR STORES > CELLARS > LOWER HALLS > SECRET PASSAGE > THE GARDEN STAIRS

CELLAR STORES: When you regain control of Vaan, don’t enter the gate yet.  Turn around for a map in the Urn – they turned grandpa into a map?  And a save.  Now enter the doors. 

CELLARS
ZODIAC CHEST: If you are thinking of going for the Zodiac Spear (I strongly recommend against going for it - it is a waste of time), do not open the chests that are located in the south east corner of this room.

Everyone is talking about the Fete.  A Guard tells the servants to stay in line.  Talk to the guard watching the stairs.  He tells you to go back to the room.  Talk to the fat lizard servant.  He will tell you how to get past the guards.

LOWER HALLS
It smell like a stealth game in here – which smells like a day old halibut.  The object in this room is to sneak up to the Lion Signet and unlock the secret passage.  To do so, run around to the easternmost hallway and call for the guard.  Then, run around to where they were guarding. The Lion Signet is located in the east/west hallway that is second from the top. 

Stand on the signet (which is on the floor) and select “use crescent.”  It will tell you that the secret passage is lit.  Call any guards in your way and head to the northwest corner of the room.  Look for a faint green light.  Select “approach” and the wall will open.  Inside the next room, run to the small dead-end and press the switch to unlock the “Suspicious-looking Wall.”

Cut Scene: Treasure room.  What is that sound?  Whats with the moaning and grunting?  Please don’t show it, please don’t show it...  Oh good, its just Vaan rummaging.  The face of a statue opens and there is a glowing thing in there.  In walks the man and his totally hot rabbit ear girlfriend.  In a Colin Farrell accent he says “Quite a performance and he said he is the leading man.”  He demands that Vaan give him the Magicite.  When he looks away, Vaan escapes out the window.  Hey! That ragamuffin just escaped with our Macguffin.

When you regain control of Vaan, go up and around the stairs. 

Cut Scene: Guards are fighting people.  Someone drops a bomb.  Colin Farrell says they are the Ifrit and they have good timing.  Vaan tries to escape but gets caught by Colin, his girlfriend and their bike. 

 

Cut Scene: They have crashed and rabit ear asks “What happened?  Our hover didn’t just drop – it disappeared.  Ya just keep playing dumb, try telling that to the insurance company... “Ahh ya my brake pads disappeared just before I ran into that tree.”  After some introductions we hear that his name is Balthier and you would think his super-hot girl-friend would probably have a super exotic name but nope, it’s Fran.  I wonder what he uses her ears for...

He says she is a Vierra and “Deign to partner with a hume.”  Which means she condescended to join him.  The relationship between them remains ambiguous.  Balthier is a sky pirate, just like Han Solo.  Fran is his sexy-beast sidekick, just like Chewbacca.  Balthier offers Vaan a position in piracy and Vaan is like “oh yes, yes, yes, they like me they like me.  Ok man play it cool... play it cool.”  There is that constant wind again that causes their hair to pulsate.


 




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1. Written by kwakerjak on 21-02-2007 07:35 - Guest
 
 
Actually, Balthier strikes me as more of a "Dread Pirate Roberts" type than a "Han Solo" type.
 
2. Written by zukalous on 21-02-2007 12:36 - Guest
 
 
Ok, thendoes that make fran Fezzik?
 
3. Written by bittersweet on 09-04-2007 00:00 - Guest
 
 
Balthier strikes me as the hottest ff hero ever created ever...ever!
 
4. Written by Skye on 05-05-2007 07:47 - Guest
 
 
Ahahahah @ the Balthier comments. I sort of got annoyed by his heavy, low croaked up vocals. Kind of reminds me of the voiceovers on move premiers.
 
5. Written by Anduin on 12-07-2007 03:11 - Guest
 
 
LoL, This is hilarious. I've beaten the game a few times already but still read your review for the sake of entertainment. Haha Colin Farrel
 
6. Written by Zukalous on 12-07-2007 03:41 - Guest
 
 
"beaten the game a few times?" my god how much time do you have? Thanks for the comments though, glad you like it.
 

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