The Phon Coast
The Phon Coast looks like “The Silent Cartographer” level from Halo 1. Imperial Ice-cream-cone ships whoozle by. Balthier compliment himself in not using his ship – dude that was like seven ships, a real sky pirate could take care of that in no time. We will even chip in for gas. Balthier then tells us not “to get sluuupy.”
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KAUKULA PASS > RESETA STAND > POR-PORA SANDS > CAPE UAHUK > HUNTERS’ CAMP > CAIMA HILLS > LIMATRA HILLS > RAVA’S PASS
HUNTERS CAMP:
Cut Scene: The clan gets to a small hamlet along the beach and I swear to god that if I see Jimmy Buffet I am going to unleash a quickening on him faster than he can down a Screwdriver. The kids get all excited and run to the water. That’s cool. Even through Vaan and Penelo have seen some horrific things as they slaughter monsters, animals, imperial guards, and judges, it all just peals away and they are just two kids who want to play at the beach (see: lost boys of Sudan)
Ashe, not used to this sand despite living in a desert, trips and Balthier catches her. Balthier asks her why they are headed to the capitol, even though it was he who suggested that Draklor Laboritories was where we could find the Dusk Shard. Anyhow, Balthier accuses her of intending to steal the nethicite for the benefit of her own kingdom.
Balthier tells the story of someone he knew who loved nethicite real bad. Fat-kid-loves-cake bad. He got so hooked on the crack, I mean, nethicite that he would talk about someone named Venat. This guy did everything to get to nethicite, even made Balthier a Judge. It didn’t fit him and Balthier left after a few years. This man Balthier was describing ... It was Doctor Cid and he is Balthier’s father. I knew Oedipus was around here somewhere. Balthier warns Ashe not to become a Neth-whore like his father.
Side Note: the instruction book lists Balthier at age 22. That is a quick career path considering it would be undergrad, law school, clerk, judgship, being disbarred. Was Balthier a Doogie Howser of the law world?
The ironic thing is when raiding the Dalmascan capitol on the night of the fete, Balthier was coming face to face again with nethicite in the form of the Dusk Shard. Balthier realizes that rather than running, he needs to confront it and just stop nethicite for good. That is the third party member who makes the decision to make amends with their past.
- Vaan (accepting it was the Empire that killed his brother and no revenge)
- Fran (confronted her homeland, choosing to leave for good)
- Balthier (decides to confront his father)
Flash back time for Ashe:
Standing on a tower, dressed in their wedding bests, Rasler and Ashe overlook the city below. Rasler says “A marriage of convenience – a symbol of the alliance between Nabradia and Dalmasca.” Whoa, wrong voice for that guy. They gave Rasler the voice of a smooth lounge crooner not so fitting for a 20-something prince. I would suggest for him... Neil Patrick Harris or Johnathan Taylor Thomas or Haley Joel Osment. Wait, aren’t they all gay? Ya, that would totally fit. He reassures her that he didn’t marry her for her HUGE..... tracks of Dalmascan land. She agrees and then they pork.
THE HUNTERS’ CAMP
So explore club med, use the save crystal, buy a map, stock up at the merchant.
|| HOUR 41:47 || - LEVELING UP
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Level Check: 27
CAIMA HILLS and LIMATRA HILLS
The two of these zones have paths to THE VADDU STRAND which is an area that has 16 treasure chests. However a couple of those chests are...
ZODIAC CHESTS. If you are going to be going for the zodiac spear do not touch any of these chests. But in my opinion, the Zodiac Spear is a fool’s errand and you will beat the game much easier if you just reap all of the goods that are hidden in the chests.
This was the last of the forbidden Zodiac treasure chests. I will not tell you have to get it because you will waste hours and hours replaying the same spot just have a 0.1% chance it will appear. Seriously, here are some better uses of your time instead of going for the Zodiac Spear:
- build a tree fort
- download an emulator and beat FFIII/IV.
- Watch the entire first season of Lost
- Work up your courage and tell a girl you love her.
RAVA’S PASS
Look over and see the two vierra sisters. Eruyt represent! They are there because they found the wood too restrictive so they are just lounging by the coast.
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