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Escape from Hades 

Climb up the wall, slashing at any and all hands. Move up and to the right until you get to a gap. Jump across it and then up to the next section. Move left then up towards the light above. The platform repairs itself like Allstate is there. Use the save.

Kratos emerges and the field is littered with fallen Spartan soldiers. Zeus killed them all. Run over to each soldier and press R1. When you find the one soldier that is still alive, Kratos tells him to go back to Sparta to give a report of what happened here at Rhodes. At that moment, a Pegasus arrives to pickup Kratos. A Pegasus? Really? In the pan-fantasy scale of mythological beasts, Pegasus leans a little too far to the “pansy-ass” end of it. Kratos is the f-ing God of War and he is stuck riding something that is closely related to the unicorn? 

Kratos climbs aboard his flying pony and tries to force it to go back to Olympus to fight Zeus. The Pegasus won’t listen because Kratos is no longer a god. Talk about embarrassing. Not only does he have to ride on a whimsically fanciful creature but it won’t even do what he says. Its like going to Hertz Rent-a-car and the only thing left is a Ford Taurus that drifts left and has its emergency flashers stuck on.

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Pan-fantasy Scale (I forgot to mention it's logrithmic)
 


 




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1. Written by Zach on 15-05-2007 20:45 - Guest
 
 
This is the best graph for the Pegasus scene. When I got on it, I was like: something seems kind of gay here, but I can't put my finger on it, you know? The brutal God of War rides a My Little Pony, where was the Enquirer tablet then, huh?
 
2. Written by rachel on 16-06-2007 22:53 - Guest
 
 
i just loooove uor guides!!!
 
3. Written by john on 01-08-2007 23:12 - Guest
 
 
well the pegasus wasnt as pansy assed as on the scale,on 
the scale hes like 8.7 but in GoW 2 the pegasus' wings were on fire and it was black, so the GOW pegasus should be like a 7 cause winged horses r still for fruits :S
 
4. Written by jsf49 on 26-06-2008 07:35 - Guest
 
 
Pegasus\'s mom was Medusa. That\'s really the funny part of it. \"My Little Pony\"? Try \"My Little Son of Medusa\". As for Pegasus in \"God of War\", Kratos kills Medusa and her gorgon buddies quite regularly. Why would Pegasus be helping him? Then again, myths back then weren\'t exactly about family values.
 
5. Written by Daniel on 26-06-2008 16:00 - Guest
 
 
Can we get a hi-res of this so I can print it out and put it on my cube? 
 
PLleeeeeaaaaasssseeeee? :D
 
6. Written by Zukalous on 26-06-2008 16:10 - Guest
 
 
Daniel. I will see what I can do. I might be able to post something tonight. Email me at This email address is being protected from spam bots, you need Javascript enabled to view it and I can send you and updated version.
 

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