Okami

Exposition.  Woman yells clover.  Someone paints a scene.  They talk in animal crossing-ese.  Kamiki: a village in Japan is protected a wolf.  Then a dragon comes to attack the village.  However, the wolf blocks the dragon with a tree.  Just believe me on this one because the next part is real cool.  The wolf runs around and plants grow behind its feet.  Don’t let that dog in the house though because I just cleaned the carpet and he always makes flowers grown on EVERYTHING.  Screen pulls back and it is “Okami: California Adventure”

Push Start!

Select New Game.

A girl says OKAMI, OKAMI.  A paint brush draws a picture of a garden.  Kamiki is a hamlet. There are beautiful cherry blossoms and each tree was considered a god. However, the village had dark secrets.

Orochi: a fearsome cave-dwelling beast comes around and a young maiden was offered as a sacrifice at the annual festival.  With all the maiden sacrificing that festival was probably Lilith Fair.

The beast has a body like a mountain and six heads mounted on necks.  A wolf named Shiranui patrolled the streets at night.

A total jerk-weed named Nagi fights the dog.  Then hits something and a beast comes… This really is a lot of back story I may just summarize the rest up with bullet points.

- monster is big
- man fight the monster - looses
- wolf fights the moster – wins
- wolf dies
- shrine built

A girl with huge............ bangs shows up and says "wood sprite Sakuya" -  oh wait that is her name.  She calls out to another god named Okami.

Sakuya is the patron saint of forests, grass, flowers, and cleavage (both breast and butt).  She assigns you a small, glowing guide named Navi, I mean Issun.  He works blue and will probably say some snarky catch phrases that no one will laugh at.  She believes in us, would that make her an Okaminist?