Game Intestine

You know how I know the voices are just a schizophrenic illusion, they never say thank you. I have now killed 13 beasts and all he tells me is how to kill more. I actually feel sorry for the kid at this point.

Hold sword up in order to keep up the habit, but you really want to head towards the Geysers of D4. Once here, continue through the channels of D2

When you get to the caves, leave the horse behind and swim across the river.

Work your way through the city to see the boss.

Cinematic: This boss is totally a copy and paste of boss 11. I think the designers are as tired of this game as I am. In fact, I am just going to re-paste the solutions to the last boss just to get through it. Just kidding, I would never do that to you. Lets toughen up and beat this game.

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Kill Colossus #14:

For the first part of this battle, Climb one of the low boxes, jump to the higher Stonehenge-esqe structure then jump to one of those very tall pillars. Climb to the top. The bull will ram them and make them fall. This really is one of the most passive aggressive boss battles since fighting Bowser in Super Mario 3.

After each tower falls over it will land strategically close to the next pilar.

Jump from the fallen one to the closes standing pillar. The Colossus will continue to topple each one.

Note: It is actually hard to leap from the fallen tower to the next standing tower. Keep with it though. You just have to time the jump and the R1 grab more precisely.

Note: If the colossus looses interest during the battle, shoot him with an arrow and he will ram the tower you are standing on again.

When the final tower falls through the wall a cinematic will show. After the cinematic, run over to the nearby wall that has obvious hand rails. R1 + Triangle up it and then jump to the roof of the little porch.

The beast will ram into the columns bringing the entire structure on top of him and thusly breaking his armor.

Run away from him and climb on top of one of those low bridges. When he rams it he will be stunned. From there, jump onto his back and stab that glowing vulva until he dies.

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Cinematic: Death scene. This colossus really echoes the Bull-leaping frescos of the ancient Minoans. The object was to jump over the bull by vaulting over his horns (check wikipedia http:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull-leaping). Lets continue to Colossus 15 - the last boss of the regular season.

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